Chapter 1
"Once we cross this mountain, we'll reach your1 territory." The knight mounted his horse beside the carriage and said to Chi Yan inside.
The knight had been temporarily assigned to serve this newly appointed Lord. He could swear he had never in his life seen a person as charismatic as this Lord. Just looking at him once, he felt both his body and mind completely captivated.
He had the most beautiful eyes in the world, the most moving smile, and the most heart-stirring noble bearing.
The moment he saw him, his gaze could no longer wander elsewhere. When the dean announced that two knights would be chosen from among them to escort him to his territory, the knights, who had originally been quite reluctant, all did their utmost to display their strength and bravery.
Ultimately, the Lord chose him and another companion.
This was enough for him to be proud for a lifetime!
Chi Yan, eyes closed, swayed from side to side inside the jolting carriage. The road was too rough, and the carriage had no suspension. He didn't say a single word, lest he vomit. It wasn't until night fell that they could finally stop to rest.
The two knights desperately tried to show off in front of him. If not for his repeated refusals and nearly losing his temper, they probably would have helped him hold his chick2 while he peed.
"Lord! It's very cold tonight. Let me sleep with you!" Knight Albert patted his chest, gazing infatuatedly at Chi Yan. Swallowing, he added, "I'm very warm."
The other knight, Karl, also hurriedly said, "Lord, I am very warm too. I can warm your feet."
Even the meek coachman whispered from the side, "I can warm your... warm your hands."
Chi Yan: "...No need, thanks."
He didn't know whether everyone here was this bold and uninhibited, but he really couldn't get used to such enthusiasm.
After all, ever since he arrived here, someone would climb into his bed every night.
There were men and women, and besides humans, there were other races as well. In short, he would find all kinds of demons and monsters in his bed.
These demons and monsters were always trying to take liberties with him. As a man, he truly didn't understand what there was to take advantage of in a man!
Their destination was the manor beyond the two mountains. The Holy Institute had dismissed the Lord there due to five consecutive years of insect plagues and natural disasters. Here, the recurrence of insect plagues and natural disasters represented the Lord's own lack of virtue.
And the Holy Institute had sent down Chi Yan.
After transmigration, he worked at the Holy Institute. His daily routine was to lead people to read aloud prayers in the morning. Aside from that, he mostly idled away his days and occasionally fended off a crowd of suitors.
Heaven knew how he felt on the first night he transmigrated, when he found a big, bearded man lying in his bed.
He even winked at him, implying he was free to do whatever he wanted to him.
Who would want to do whatever they wanted with a burly man? He wasn't into anything that hardcore.
He thought at the time that coming to a bizarre alternate world was already very unlucky, but he didn't expect it could be even more unlucky.
As long as someone saw him, regardless of gender or race, they all wanted to sleep with him. Was there anything more miserable than this?
As he was about to fall asleep, he heard the two knights whispering outside the carriage.
"The Lord is truly too shy."
"Yeah, if the Lord were willing to touch my muscles, he would definitely be able to discover my advantages."
"Give it a rest. You think your muscles look nice and feel better to touch than mine? I'm not bragging, I can't even count how many people have praised my muscles. Have you had such an experience?"
"Bullshit! My build is better than yours!"
"Hah, you think my build isn't better? I not only have a good build, but my other parts are great too."
Chi Yan: "..."
Sorry, I have absolutely no interest in your muscles and your other parts.
The two knights couldn't stand each other, each feeling the other was standing in the way of achieving their goals.
For an outstanding person like the Lord, only a knight of noble character like himself was worthy.
The coachman muttered from the side, "Maybe the Lord likes someone like me."
The two knights suddenly joined forces, mocking in unison, "Likes a skinny stick like you? Keep dreaming!"
"A lowly coachman dares to covet the Lord? Are you living in a fantasy?"
The coachman felt dejected from the mockery, but he believed he wasn't entirely without hope. After all, the Lord had smiled at him. Maybe the Lord liked him a little, but couldn't be with him due to the difference in status.
However, when Chi Yan opened his eyes in the morning, he found the two knights sleeping on his left and right sides. Because the space in the carriage was limited, they both slept sideways with their backs against the carriage walls. As if afraid of waking Chi Yan, they were extremely well-behaved and didn't get close to him at all.
But—
"Both of you, get up!" Chi Yan quickly jumped off the carriage.
The two knights opened their eyes, still foggy with sleep. When they looked around, Chi Yan, who was sleeping in the middle, was already gone. After hearing Chi Yan's voice, they hurriedly left the carriage. Before they could speak, they found their companion was the same as themselves, both sporting a very indecent tent3.
Chi Yan: "I have said it many times! Don't sleep with me after I fall asleep!"
"You two go back to the Holy Institute! The coachman will send me to the territory. Knights like you, I can't handle!"
The coachman blinked his affectionate eyes, gazing devotedly at Chi Yan.
He knew it. The Lord must also like him.
He would never betray this love!
The two knights stared blankly at Chi Yan.
Oh! The Lord was also so charismatic when he was angry. Those crimson cheeks and eyes containing flames were even more enchanting than the God of Love in books. To be lectured by such a Lord was also an honor for them.
Albert: "Lord, he was the first to enter. I was afraid he had bad intentions toward you, so I went in to monitor him!"
Karl quickly spoke, "Lord, he is lying, the one who went in first was him!"
Albert, with a face of grief, explained himself, "Lord, I'm willing to dedicate everything to you. How could I possibly disobey your orders?"
Karl stared in shock at Albert, who was lying through his teeth, and felt that the man was extremely shameless.
The coachman stirred things up from the side, "Lord, I'm the one who listens to you the most!"
"I have never entered the carriage!"
He proudly puffed out his chest.
The two knights stared at him furiously.
Chi Yan really wanted to let these two knights go back to the Holy Institute, but if these two went back, the Holy Institute would still send new knights over.
Thinking about it this way, at least they hadn't laid a finger on him. They weren't entirely without merit.
Previously at the Holy Institute, there was a noblewoman who would often secretly touch his waist when he wasn't paying attention.
His underclothes and underpants had to be washed by himself, and he even had to do it in secret. Otherwise, if they were left in the room, someone would steal them.
This world was terrifying. He really wanted to go home.
"There won't be a next time!" Chi Yan sternly issued his final ultimatum, "If I find out again, I'll have the Holy Institute send me two different knights."
Albert immediately patted his chest in assurance, "Lord, I will definitely keep an eye on Karl! I'll pledge my life to defend your chastity!"
Karl: "...Lord! Me too, I will definitely keep an eye on Albert!"
Chi Yan himself couldn't figure it out. Just what was it about him that attracted these people? He neither flirted nor went out of his way to be considerate. Even looking in the mirror, he didn't think he was stunningly good-looking. Aside from his eyes being a bit deeper than before and his nose a little straighter, he was simply no different from before he transmigrated.
And before transmigrating, in his own world, his suitors weren't considered many.
Not to mention anyone falling in love with him at first sight.
When he got here, everyone was deeply in love with him. It was as if the moment they saw him, they were all hit by Cupid's arrow, and as if they'd all been pierced through the heart by a thousand arrows.
The morning incident passed just like that, and they continued on their journey. The two knights didn't dare harass Chi Yan anymore. It was rare for Chi Yan to spend a quiet morning.
Maybe being a Lord wasn't bad either. He could hide in his own castle, never go anywhere, and let the world be at peace.
Just as Chi Yan was about to relax with his eyes closed, Albert suddenly yelled, "Lord! Someone has collapsed on the ground ahead!"
Chi Yan asked, "Who? What race?"
Albert rode his horse over and shouted to Chi Yan, "Pointy ears, it's an Elf! He's unconscious!"
Karl: "He's naked! He must be here to seduce you, Lord! You absolutely mustn't leave the carriage! We will carry him away!"
He mentally knelt on their logic.
Why would an unconscious person want to seduce him?
Chi Yan hopped off the carriage and looked at the man lying in the middle of the road. He could swear he had never seen such a good-looking person in his life. Regardless of gender, Elves all had the most outstanding and exquisite appearance. Because of this, Elves always lived in places rarely visited by humans.
This man wasn't wearing clothes. His skin was as white as jade, yet he wasn't slender. Instead, his muscles were well-proportioned, and his abs were sexy and perfect. Even with his eyes closed, his face was enough to make anyone marvel.
He had long golden hair, curled golden eyelashes, a high nose bridge, and thin, pale lips. It made people want to call out for him to open his eyes, just to glimpse his true beauty.
Clearly lying on the road with withered leaves nearby, yet he was like a scroll of painting, painted by a master with the most meticulous brushstrokes, beautiful as if not a product of this world.
The knights and coachman, however, saw it differently. They felt that, as long as it was someone appearing in front of Chi Yan, they were all deliberately trying to seduce him. This Elf must also be like this, and had even taken a different approach.
Albert was deeply aggrieved. Had he known about this trick, he would have stripped naked and lay down in front of the Lord.
He turned his head to look at Karl and found Karl had the same expression as him. The two must have been thinking the same thing.
Chi Yan: "Move him into the carriage."
The two knights cried out in alarm: "Lord! He might be a spy!"
"Lord! He must be plotting something! You can't be confused by his appearance!"
Chi Yan's expression turned stern: "Move him. Into the carriage. Now."
"Don't make me say it a second time. Otherwise, you're all going back to the Holy Institute!"
The Elf was eventually moved to the carriage. Chi Yan even put his own clothes on him. It was just that the size was a bit small, the sleeves and trouser legs weren't long enough.
Looking at his exquisitely beautiful face, Chi Yan breathed a long sigh of relief.
Perhaps he could have his first friend.
Since he was already this beautiful, he probably wouldn't fall in love at first sight with him.
Sigh. Being a heartthrob was just too hard.
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